Famous Quotes Stolen by David

David-Dogs-RamblingsNever approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction. – Anonymous

Always drink upstream from the herd. – Will Rogers

Speak your mind but ride a fast horse. – Anonymous

If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering someone else’s dog around. – Will Rogers

Never miss a good chance to shut up. – Judge Roy Bean

Why should I obtain by force that which I can obtain by cheating. – Doc Holliday

The farmer is the only man in our economy who buys everything at retail, sells everything at wholesale, and pays the freight both ways. – JFK

The farmers are the founders of civilization. – Daniel Webster

When in doubt, let your horse do the thinkin. – Mr Ed

If your horse says no, you either asked the wrong question or asked the question wrong. – Trigger

A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore. – Legendary Cowboy Philosopher Yogi Berra

I’ve led more cattle drives than I care to remember. I chased bad guys and fought Indians all over the wild west. I looked for gold in Alaska and married Maureen O’Hara not only in the US but also Ireland. I shot Liberty Valance kept Rio Bravo safe. I fought at the Alamo and the Civil War. I also fought at D Day, Midway and Iwo Jima. And best of all, I met Ricky, Lucy, Fred and Ethel. I felt comfortable doing all of this knowing that David was making sound decisions regarding my investment portfolio. –
John Wayne

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn no other way. – Mark Twain

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. – Winston Churchill

If my wife and I were left stranded on a deserted island for a decade, we would both sleep soundly knowing that David was keeping an eye on our portfolio. – Thurston Howell III